To-do list for 5 November, 2008

So, I've been watching the polls and making a checklist of things I'll need to do after election day next month.

First will be bumper stickers for my cars:

• "Not my president!" (I think I can lift one off a car at the local college...they won't be needing them any more)
• "Caution: Driver hibernating 'til January, 2013" (I can make one at Cafe Press...maybe they'll catch on)
• "Palin in 2012!" (I think these will be popular...shouldn't be hard to find)

Next thing will be to hide any firearms (that I may or may not have) ahead of the Civilian National Security Force sweeps.

And I think I'll be needing a bicycle. Who the hell knows what gas prices will be with Democrats controlling both houses of Congress and the White House.

Let's see, what else...oh yeah, this:


I'll hide it for safe-keeping.