Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I suppose you may have noticed that earth-gobbling miniature black holes have failed to appear which would result in a widely-anticipated and certainly spectacular end of Earth and mankind. It seems we've got a little glitch in our Large Hadron Collider's super-cooled magnets. Now, it's nothing to be alarmed about, and our technicians are working on the problem, and we expect to have you back on your way to the End Times by next week. Or a few weeks after that. Or maybe never, who knows.
For now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy what remains of life as you know it.