Friday, September 19, 2008

End of world delayed due to technical difficulties

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I suppose you may have noticed that earth-gobbling miniature black holes have failed to appear which would result in a widely-anticipated and certainly spectacular end of Earth and mankind. It seems we've got a little glitch in our Large Hadron Collider's super-cooled magnets. Now, it's nothing to be alarmed about, and our technicians are working on the problem, and we expect to have you back on your way to the End Times by next week. Or a few weeks after that. Or maybe never, who knows.

For now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy what remains of life as you know it.


Mark said...

The End is still about four months away...

Believe me brothers and sisters, when John McCain is sworn in as President, it WILL be the end of the world for the MSM.

And Alec Baldwin will once again not move out of the country.

Eric said...

If - if - McCain wins in November, I can't wait to read the deranged rants over at dKos, DU, etc.

Mass suicide watch!