Tuesday, December 19, 2006

You write the punch line

Some patients in Britain wanting to quit smoking were accidentally prescribed Viagra instead of the smoking cessation aid Zyban.

Write the punchline for this joke:

Joe: Hey Bill! How are things going with you trying to quit smoking?
Bill: [Your punchline here]


Anonymous said...

I haven't had a cigarette in a week and I'm still "smokin'"

Anonymous said...

Chantix is a name to reckon with in the quit smoking drug category in a rather short period of time. After Zyban was introduced some ten years ago as an anti smoking drug, no drugs have been approved so far, till Chantix hit the headlines. Chantix has been introduced at a perfectly right time, when the figures and statistics of nicotine (smoking) related deaths as per the WHO reports have alarmed the medical world. http://www.chantixhome.com/

Eric said...

I don't know, Paul...as punch lines go, it's a bit long and frankly, it just didn't make me laugh.

Although having the German word for 'onion' as a last name is pretty funny.