Thursday, December 14, 2006

Blind Sheik 'near death'; terror alert issued

The Blind Sheik awaits a lap dance from one of his 72 virgins

Fox News is reporting that Omar Abdel-Rahman, aka The Blind Sheik, is near death. He's receiving blood transfusions at a medical facility after spitting up blood in his cell.

Rahman is said to have called for reprisals should he die in US custody. Looks like that's exactly what's gonna happen.

3 comments:

ben said...

Maybe he will get his 72 blind toothless but ugly and exstremly hairy virgins. Its all good.

Urban_Infidel said...

Lets throw a party when he buys the farm.

:)

Eric said...

Maybe he and Castro will kick the bucket on the same day and we can have a two-fer!