Thursday, December 14, 2006

Blind Sheik 'near death'; terror alert issued

The Blind Sheik awaits a lap dance from one of his 72 virgins

Fox News is reporting that Omar Abdel-Rahman, aka The Blind Sheik, is near death. He's receiving blood transfusions at a medical facility after spitting up blood in his cell.

Rahman is said to have called for reprisals should he die in US custody. Looks like that's exactly what's gonna happen.


ben said...

Maybe he will get his 72 blind toothless but ugly and exstremly hairy virgins. Its all good.

Urban_Infidel said...

Lets throw a party when he buys the farm.


Eric said...

Maybe he and Castro will kick the bucket on the same day and we can have a two-fer!