Friday, December 22, 2006

Top 10 signs your group may be a terrorist organization

There seems to be a lot of confusion out there as to what constitutes a "terrorist organization". So, here are a few things to look for, and if one or more of these items describes your organization, you just might be a terrorist:
  1. Your group's assets have been frozen.
  2. Large numbers of your group are in prison.
  3. Hugo Chavez, Ken Livingstone or George Galloway is a supporter of your group.
  4. Leaders of your group have to smuggle cash across international borders for its survival.
  5. Press releases issued by your group begin with the words "In the name of Allah, the most merciful..."
  6. Your group includes a "spiritual leader".
  7. A leader of your group is living somewhere "in exile".
  8. Your group is a political party and includes an "armed wing".
  9. Your group's flag includes a silhouette of an AK-47.
  10. Leftist anti-war groups wave your group's flag during demonstrations.

1 comment:

Gab Goldenberg said...

Eric, that was a riot! You should get in touch with Drybones and share this! Abbagav would also like it. If you're not sure who they are, Google 'em. Great folks who'd like your humour I'm sure!