Sunday, December 24, 2006

Somali Islamist calls for more jihad; political opponents outraged

Yusuf Mohammed Siad "Inda'ade", Somalia's Islamic Courts defense chief, has issued a call for Muslims world-wide to join Somalia's Muslims in jihad against Ethiopia.
"Our country is open to Muslims worldwide," Yusuf Mohammed Siad "Inda'ade", the Courts' defence chief, said yesterday. "Let them fight in Somalia and wage jihad, and God willing, attack Addis Ababa."
But his political opponents argue against another "war of choice". "Iraq, many more wars at once?", wondered Hoosa bin Farteen, Somali Islamic warlord and head of the opposition party here. "The glorious Mujahideen are already spread too thin. Inda'ade and his cabal have gotten sidetracked in the war against the war on terror. Where's George Bush? I'll tell you: He's still running the largest ant-terror organization the world has ever seen. Why hasn't he gotten Bush yet? And don't even get me started on his other failures...the tsunami in Indonesia, the earthquake in Pakistan...Inda'ade is a failure!"

When pressed on what Inda'ade could have done differently, bin Farteen sputtered and yelled "Inda'ade's a moron!".

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