Worst. Beverage. Ever.

Keep out of reach of children. Not to be taken internally.
If swallowed, seek immediate medical attention.
Do not induce vomiting (it'll do that all by itself).

I found myself a bit thirsty this afternoon, and stopped into a little store for something to drink. Looking at the refrigerator case, I was confronted with a wide array of choices. I really wanted a Coke, but they only came in those ridiculous 20oz. bottles, and I just didn't want that much soda (I was saving room for beer.)

But in the top-left corner was a row of Coca-Cola Blak, in 8oz. bottles. I figured, what the hell. It's a Coke, it can't be all that bad, so I grabbed one. BIG mistake.

This crap tastes like something that should never be ingested. I wouldn't make Saddam Hussein drink this shit. I wouldn't even make George Galloway drink it. Well, maybe I would.

This vile concoction should come with a big warning label, something along the lines of this:
Don't say you haven't been warned.