Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Worst. Beverage. Ever.

Keep out of reach of children. Not to be taken internally.
If swallowed, seek immediate medical attention.
Do not induce vomiting (it'll do that all by itself).

I found myself a bit thirsty this afternoon, and stopped into a little store for something to drink. Looking at the refrigerator case, I was confronted with a wide array of choices. I really wanted a Coke, but they only came in those ridiculous 20oz. bottles, and I just didn't want that much soda (I was saving room for beer.)

But in the top-left corner was a row of Coca-Cola Blak, in 8oz. bottles. I figured, what the hell. It's a Coke, it can't be all that bad, so I grabbed one. BIG mistake.

This crap tastes like something that should never be ingested. I wouldn't make Saddam Hussein drink this shit. I wouldn't even make George Galloway drink it. Well, maybe I would.

This vile concoction should come with a big warning label, something along the lines of this:
Don't say you haven't been warned.

1 comment:

TV Guy said...

I wrote about "Beverly" today, Coke's Italian beverage...

I think it's about 20 times worse than Coke "Blak"....