Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Revealed: Math nerds responsible for crop circles


A new crop circle discovered in England suggests that crop circles are in fact made by a strange, alien life form. These life forms are commonly known on American college campuses as math geeks.
The most complex, "mind-boggling" crop circle ever to be seen in Britain has been discovered in a barley field in Wiltshire.

The formation, measuring 150ft in diameter, is apparently a coded image representing the first 10 digits, 3.141592654, of pi.

It is has appeared in a field near Barbury Castle, an iron-age hill fort above Wroughton, Wilts, and has been described by astrophysicists as "mind-boggling".
How tragic that these nefarious aliens chose a barley field. That's a lot of beer that will never be brewed.

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