Saturday, April 15, 2006

Hamas: We'll survive on thyme, salt and olives!

Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh declared that Palestine would survive on "thyme, salt and olives" before they'll bow to western demands. Those unreasonable western demands, of course, being that Hamas recognize Israel and stop trying to blow up Jews.

In the meantime, Hamas will continue their panhandling around Arab countries, which despite their petrobucks suddenly seem destitute when Hamas comes calling.

Bartender! One martini, please...and hold the salt and thyme.

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