Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hitler: Not just evil...ill-mannered, too

A recently discovered document reveals that Adolf Hitler was not only evil and insane, but ill-mannered as well. Oh, and he farted a lot.
The dictator also bit his fingernails at meal times and nervously rubbed his index finger back and forth across his moustache, the newly discovered papers disclose.

The top secret papers also state Hitler believed Goebbels' own propaganda about himself and genuinely thought he was the "greatest military genius of all time".

The revelations show Hitler had a "streak of passive masochism" in his relationships with women.

The Fuhrer's daily routine and "uncouth" behaviour were recorded in notes taken from a high-ranking Nazi who spilled the beans to a British agent.

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"The statement provides a vivid personal description of Hitler in his last days and his behaviour in the bunker.

"It mentions a digestive disorder which could be a reference to his flatulence, but denies the rumours that Hitler was homosexual.

1 comment:

Ayrdale said...

nah, he was fond of German sausage.

That's why he bit his fingernails.