Show her you care

I don't normally do relationship advice, but I'll make this one exception. So listen up.

If your wife dies, there are two things you should make sure you do as pallbearer:

1. Dress appropriately
2. In the name of all that is holy, put your fucking drink down!

The gentleman pictured above obviously didn't get the memo. He's also accused of killing his wife. Which is something you should not do for a healthy relationship.

Sordid details here.