Skip breakfast, get laid

A Japanese study suggests that kids who skip breakfast lose their virginity earlier. Well, duh, they have more time.

Japanese researchers studied 3,000 people and said that teens who skip breakfast lose their virginity earlier than those who start their days off with some food, Agence France-Presse reported Friday.

I guess this will lead to millions of kids with raging hormones rushing out the door each morning without eating in the hope that they won't have to wait quite so long for that first roll in the hay.