Saturday, January 14, 2006
Gorgeous George and Big Brother
George Galloway, British MP, has been the darling of the left and the pinata of the right ever since he appeared before Congress here in the US. Love him or hate him, the man is a great orator and possibly the best self promoter since P.T. Barnum.
All niceties aside, the man is an utter douchebag. Not content to fuck his own constituents, he feels compelled to engage in public masturbation by abandoning them for a few months so that he can appear on the British version of Big Brother, a so-called reality TV show. Can you imagine Ted Kennedy abdicating his duties in the Senate to appear on The Bachelor? OK...bad example, but you get the idea.
While reading a column online today in The First Post, I came to the conclusion that the poor, misguided residents of Mr. Galloway's district of Bethnal Green and Bow deserve his representation. With any kind of luck (and wisdom) on their part, they'll vote his silly ass out of office.