The Alabama Department of Labor discovered a dairy farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate."I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," the Department of Labor employee said to the farmer upon arriving at his dairy."Well, there's my farm hand who has been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board," the farmer explained. "Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.""That's the guy I want to talk to, the mentally challenged one," the Department of Labor employee said."That would be me," the farmer replied.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Courtesy of my buddy "Big Dog" Mike, who sent this via e-mail: